Jan 6, 2009 In a word – no!
I just managed to get Christmas Day out the way before I was reduced to a feeble, whimpering, coughy-spluttery wreck, with all the drive of a 3 toed sloth on Valium.
Typical – you work all year, then a little bit of free time appears and your body goes into shock and shuts down for two weeks – no wonder I don’t like Christmas. On the plus side, I bought myself a new telly and my sprouts were done to perfection.
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All’s nearly well that ends nearly well !
It’s been a horrific month health wise for the whole country I think. I still have the remains of a lingering cough and to cap it all, for the last two weeks I’ve been as deaf as a post with bunged up ears, which was finally relieved today when I went for a damn good flushing out.
Very similar to colonic irrigation (so I’m told) is ear syringing. My ears were subjected to a severe thrashing today by the doctors surgery sister who took me to within a goldleafs thickness of double perforated ear drums – I think it was only the sweat dripping off my nose that prompted her to take a look in my ears and declare that all was clear – I’ve spent the rest of the day telling everybody to stop shouting at me and my ears are so good now I can actually hear peoples thoughts – so behave yourself around me!
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